I believe being a police officer is one of the toughest jobs in the world.
Cops put their own safety and reputation on the line each and every day they are at work while protecting the communities they serve.
I am in awe of their bravery and honour and am eternally grateful for their professionalism and courage under dangerous and stressful situations.
I’d like to personally thank you, therefore, for the comic relief you must have provided Australian law enforcement when you reported my website, RobbDemarestCheats.com, to them.
I’m not sure if anyone at my local police station had ever heard of you (tenuous celebrity and all) but I’ve no doubt they are now up to speed with your track record with women. So thanks again for the laughs (not to mention the spike in website visitors).
By the way, this came into my inbox via an anonymous contributor overnight; I thought it was pretty clever, what do you think?
Your Baby (well, one of them anyway),